Saturday, September 29, 2012

Monty Python's Voting Rules: Bring Out Your Dead!


          The silence is stunning at airports, movie theaters, DMV’s and retail counters all across the country.  Not a peep about pulling out that ID and showing it to validate your credit card, get the Senior Citizen/Student/Military discount, or to pass through security to board the plane to your favorite vacation hot spot.  In fact, I have been to a number of large corporations lately that required signing in and presenting an ID, for security purposes.  If you would like to attend a rally for your candidate, where discussion focuses on  forcing production of an ID in order to vote is considered un-American, you must present a valid ID to enter the forum.  Yet, in the face of clear evidence that non-citizens, dead citizens, felons, and imaginary characters have registered (and voted?) in our nation’s elections, we go berserk over the very simple remedy.
            Does it not bother anybody else that non-citizens and others that do not actually possess the right to vote in our country are indeed voting?  Is it really that comforting knowing they are probably voting for “your guy?”  What happens when they are not voting the way you want, and how will you know?  Amidst this fairness craze, where is the fairness in nullifying the vote of an honest citizen?  These are just a few of the questions to be considered.
What does it really say about the strength of a position that is seemingly dependent on cheating the system in order to validate it?  The purveyors of social fairness don’t actually understand cheating, and fail to consider its effects.  The very fact that people are trying to register illegals, felons and dead persons in order to vote for their position should disturb everyone.  I find that act more criminal than “buying” votes; in the final analysis we are all parsing the term “buying”.  Yes, in Kentucky the going rate was $25-$50 cash, but just substitute the name of your dearest program and you have your argument for a “purchased” vote.   I suppose the cash transactions could someday rise to the level of tripping my meter.  In the meantime, I’m comforted that I do not see rich liberals voluntarily separating the cash from their wallet, or donating their entire share of their successful father’s inheritance to charity.
            The latest voter ID laws are making it ridiculously easy to obtain an ID.  Hell, I don’t know why people are not volunteering to take any remaining folks to get one in order to preserve their own right and vote.  If it were my neighbor, I’d drive them down there tomorrow.  I suspect that there are not many people that, properly motivated to, oh, I don’t know, actually go vote, those people could not obtain an ID.
            I love these great college campus arguments.  They sound fantastic.  The disenfranchised, the class warfare against the less fortunate, or informed all make great papers.  Wow, I tear up a little just writing the topics.  We seem to forget that we only had to play that game for the degree, then we leave the professors behind so they can pontificate other bombastic ideas for more grants, and we do actual work that makes society function and maintains the country. 
            IDs are required for so many things today that I assert that if one is motivated to do whatever it is, in this case, vote; then they will certainly be able to get the ID and do it.  Yes, I admit I’m stumped for the individual that had a car wreck and is in a coma at the local hospital.  Perhaps, that individual is not quite ready to vote in this election, even though I’m sure one of those machines indicates his/her desire.
            I have tendered cash to enough fast food workers only to walk them through the math when I found the exact change in my pocket.  Every time I do it reaffirms that we have enough problems with the idiots that do qualify to vote.  But this is not a eugenics argument, let them vote.  Privately, I will hope they will not find the polling place.
            The concept could not be simpler: one person, one vote.  That is fair on any and every scale.  I think the additional qualifiers of being a citizen and not having been convicted of a felony, also stand up to the fair litmus, since we are voting for how our country will be managed.   When a simple mechanism, such as an ID, comes along that ensures that will occur, then bring it here NOW!
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